{"id":300,"date":"2013-02-08T08:03:24","date_gmt":"2013-02-08T08:03:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/?p=300"},"modified":"2013-02-08T08:40:55","modified_gmt":"2013-02-08T08:40:55","slug":"she-is-pregnant-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/she-is-pregnant-2\/","title":{"rendered":"She Is Pregnant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The fear of impregnation<br \/>\nAnticipation of hue and cry<br \/>\nThe feeblness of her existence<br \/>\nThe fear of outcry<\/p>\n<p>Absent her will to confront<br \/>\nThe unpreparedness<br \/>\nOf her demeanour<br \/>\nOh! So unprecedented<\/p>\n<p>Shovel loads of raven infatuation<br \/>\nBlazing ambers<br \/>\nAll but defenseless<br \/>\nEquipped with a daring ploy<br \/>\nTo seed her with ecstasy<br \/>\nBundled up<br \/>\nWith guilty heathen pleasures<\/p>\n<p>There<\/p>\n<p>She is pregnant<br \/>\nPregnant with joy<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I originally wrote this poem in 2005 and reworded, rearranged and restructured to publish it in a new form here. I love the poem, the <a title=\"She Is Pregnant\" href=\"http:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/?p=10\" target=\"_blank\">original<\/a> as well as this reworded one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The fear of impregnation Anticipation of hue and cry The feeblness of her existence The fear of outcry Absent her will to confront The unpreparedness Of her demeanour Oh! So unprecedented Shovel loads of raven infatuation Blazing ambers All but &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/she-is-pregnant-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[133,132],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-poem","tag-reworded-poem","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":303,"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions\/303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}