{"id":10,"date":"2005-07-13T05:28:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-13T05:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/neoriz-musings\/?p=7"},"modified":"2005-07-13T05:28:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-13T05:28:00","slug":"she-is-pregnant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/she-is-pregnant\/","title":{"rendered":"She Is Pregnant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>The fear of impregnation,<\/em><br \/><em>That anticipation of hue and cry.<\/em><br \/><em>For the feeblness of her existence,<\/em><br \/><em>Had no precedence of that accord.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The slowly rising infatuation,<\/em><br \/><em>Devil&#8217;s outcry.<\/em><br \/><em>The unpreparedness of her demeanure,<\/em><br \/><em>And lack of hope to live it through.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Left me so wanting to seed her with ecstasy,<\/em><br \/><em>But I dare not use the ploy,<\/em><br \/><em>It is unnecessary to reiterate it,<\/em><br \/><em>As she is pregnant,<\/em><br \/><em>Pregnant with joy.<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-2469677305393094\";\ngoogle_ad_width = 728;\ngoogle_ad_height = 90;\ngoogle_ad_format = \"728x90_as\";\ngoogle_ad_type = \"text_image\";\ngoogle_ad_channel =\"\";\ngoogle_color_border = \"FDEFD2\";\ngoogle_color_bg = \"FDEFD2\";\ngoogle_color_link = \"0000CC\";\ngoogle_color_url = \"008000\";\ngoogle_color_text = \"000000\";\n\/\/--><\/script><br \/>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\n  src=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\n<\/script><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The fear of impregnation,That anticipation of hue and cry.For the feeblness of her existence,Had no precedence of that accord. The slowly rising infatuation,Devil&#8217;s outcry.The unpreparedness of her demeanure,And lack of hope to live it through. Left me so wanting to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/she-is-pregnant\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rishikdhar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}